IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES... - teacher - student

IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES...

Teacher: ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
Pupil: ''I drank tea this morning.''
Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
Pupil: ''It is already in the tea..!!''

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TEACHER: Our topic for today is  Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Student: Exami-nation...

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home...

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense...

THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES
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memory-card for

aksharabhyasam

switch-off wifi for marriage

ointment

ఏం లేదండీ, నాకు కాబోయే భర్త ఒక ' డాక్టర్ '. ఆయన మొదటి సారి లవ్ లెటర్

సరదాగా .......

ఒక అందమైన అమ్మాయ్ ఒక మెడికల్ షాప్ బయట నుంచుని ఉంది...
తనకి కావాల్సింది అడుగుదామంటే, షాపులో జనం చాలా ఎక్కువగా ఉన్నారు.. అసలు అది అడగాలాంటేనె, చాలా సిగ్గుగా ఉంది తనకి...
ఆఖరుకి, షాపులో ఒక్కరూ లేరనుకుని, వెళ్ళి అడుగుదామని, మళ్ళి సిగ్గుపడుతూ ఆగిపో్యింది...
ఇందాకటి నుండి ఈ అమ్మాయ్ ని చూస్తున్న షాపతను వెళ్ళి,
" ఏం కావాలమ్మా నీకు? అంత సిగ్గుపడితే ఎలా? "
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అమ్మాయ్: ఏం లేదండీ, నాకు కాబోయే భర్త ఒక ' డాక్టర్ '. ఆయన మొదటి సారి లవ్ లెటర్ ' రాశారు..... అర్ధం కావడం లేదు. కాస్త చదివి పెడతారా? 😜😂😂😍😜🤪

Only a Thief wishes You

Irony of life ; 

The  hopes You
      get into trouble,

The Doctor hopes Yo u
            get sick,

The Landlord hopes You
     don't buy a House,

The Dentist hope Your
        Tooth Decays,

The Mechanic hope Your
        Cars Breakdown,

The Coffin Maker wants
          You dead.........

Only a Thief wishes You
     "Prosperity in life"
       And Also Wishes
 "You have a Sound Sleep"

picture of a supermodel

😜😜 Daughter visited her parents’ home. When she opened the refrigerator, she found a picture of a  supermodel in a short dress.
Daughter : Mom, what’s this? Mom: Oh, I put up that picture which reminds me not to over eat.
Daughter : Is it working?
Mom: Yes and No. I’ve lost 9 kgs but your dad has gained 22 kgs!! Every few minutes he is opening   refrigerator and eating and drinking  something
😆😆😀😀😀😀

Green tea

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ఇంటికి వచ్చిన అతిథులకు గ్రీన్ టీ ఇవ్వటం వలన కలిగే లాభాలు:
1. మనం ఉన్న వారిలా కనిపిస్తాం.
2. పాల ఖర్చు ఉండదు.
3. టీ తో పాటు బిస్కట్లు ఇవ్వాల్సిన అవసరం ఉండదు.
4. రెండో సారి అడగరు.
5.రెండో సారి బహుశా మనింటికి రాకపోవచ్చు కూడా.
😂😜😝🤣

diet conscious

A  lady ordered a pizza..   

Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?

Lady: Cut it into 4, I will become fat if I eat 8..😄😂😜

women are so diet conscious..😋😜

I could not finish it - Nothing

Boss to employee: "What are you doing today?"

Employee: "Nothing".

Boss: "But yesterday also you were doing Nothing!"

Employee: "Ya, I could not finish it".
😆🤣😜😂

tea has no sugar - dinner tonight

One day some friends dropped in on a Sindhi couple, without warning, for a cup of tea. 

The wife pulled the husband aside and said, "There's no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?"

The husband winked at her and said, "Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me."

As soon as the tea was served the husband says to the guests, "Let's play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight."

The result? All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea! 😆