Next year I will get a better car than this

Seeing the brand new BMW X6 of the boss, an employee full of excitement tells : wah boss what superb vehicle you have got!

Boss putting his hand on his shoulders : if you too work with all sincerity, put all efforts with your heart and soul, come on time, take no leaves, do work overtime and complete all targets, then .....

Employee: then what sir ...

Boss : Next year I will get a better car than this
😂😂😂😂

The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse!

*Husband:* I got trapped into marriage.

*Wife: (in anger)*    You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!

*Husband:*     True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!

*Dedicated to all husbands*    😂😆😜

left as optional during my studies

Dr.- Your case is quite complicated.

Patient- Why doctor? What happened?

Dr.- You got a disease from the chapter  which I left as optional during my studies...

😐😕😕

బట్టతలా కాదురా పట్టుదల..


స్టూడెంట్ : బట్టతల ఉంటే చాలా గొప్పవాళ్ళు ఆవ్‌తారంట నిజమేనా??
  టీచర్ : చెవిటి వెధవా...బట్టతలా కాదురా పట్టుదల..
😜😜😜😜

Wife:- Do u want anything...?

Wife:- I am Going out for 2 hours
Do u want anything...?

Hubby:-No, That's enough