5 star hotel chef & his wife

5 star hotel chef calls his wife n asks: whats d dinner?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil spicy soup that was gently simmered with the choiciest handpicked southern spices and the smouldering tang of organic tamarind
Husband : means ? Wife : Annam.. Chaaru..

In a Nursery School Canteen...

In a Nursery School Canteen... There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- "Do not take more than one, God is watching" On the other counter there's a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"... NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white… KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white… Moral :- Don’t be over smart... Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...? Mummy : Because he speak only truth... Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...

Fear of appraisal

Red dot on their forehead

Love your Husband

Wife - Husband

Best answer ever
"Wife ask - why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side?
"Husband reply - According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on left side".....

Happy march ending.

Husband - Wife

Appraisal interview of Gayle

Gayle:- Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get “A” rating. Manager:- You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as “Innovation Lacking”. Gayle:- But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well. Manager:- Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You played 15 Dot Balls as well. This means, you failed to optimize the resources. Gayle:- But… Manager:- Also, I would like to mention that you are not a team player. The whole team scored 112 and you all alone made 211. Gayle:- What?? Manager:- Yes. So, overall, you are getting a “C” rating for the year. Improve Consistency, Innovation, Utilization and Team Work.