A scientist disconnected his doorbell
A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
Why??
Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
Interview in a Detective Agency
One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!
Santa was not worried for hike in petrol price
After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason,
he said: "How does it matter?
Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"
What do u call a cylinder
What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.
Thanks God! I thought it was a new one
http://exploreneedy.com/jokes/Thanks-God-I-thought-it-was-a-new-one.php
Banta was in a Museum.
By mistake Banta broke a statue,
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Sardar is in a dissection class
http://exploreneedy.com/jokes/dissection-class-of-cockroach.php
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."
The Boss
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
http://exploreneedy.com/jokes/the-boss.php
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