Super Insults !!!
😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady:
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,
Just teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late to class?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜
🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍
Girl: what's the price of Samsung Galaxy Grand model??
Salesman: it costs Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: price of iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal,
yesterday, I gave him food.
Today he gave me a book...
So, what, which book it is?
It is "How to Cook" !!!
😄😃😜😝👌😂😜😃😄
Husband came home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he took the nearby laptop & started working on it....
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot!!!
then why are you typing on the suitcase!!!
😜😂😝🍻👍 😂😂😂
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