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తాళం తో పాటే తాళం చెవి
కూడా తయారు చేయబడుతుంది.
ఒకటి లేకుండా రెండోది తయారు కాబడదు.
అలాగే పరిష్కారం లేకుండా ఒక సమస్యను
భగవంతుడు స్రుష్టించే అవకాశమే లేదు.
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తూటా కంటే శక్తివంతమైనది మాట!
ఒక్క మాటతో సంబంధం తెంచుకోవచ్చు,
ఒకే మాటతో లేని బందాన్ని పంచుకోవచ్చు💬
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📌మనిషి సమాజంలో సూదిలా బ్రతకాలి,
కత్తెర లాగ కాదు.
సూది పని ఎప్పుడూ జోడించడమే,
కత్తెర పని ఎప్పుడూ విడదీయడమే,
అందరిని కలుపుకుంటూ బ్రతకాలి.
కత్తెర లాగా విడదీస్తూ కాదు..
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🔹💖నిజాన్ని మార్చే శక్తి ఈ ప్రపంచంలో ఎవ్వరికీ లేదు,
కానీ ప్రపంచాన్ని మార్చే శక్తి నిజానికి ఉంది.
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🔹🏃నీవు సంతోషంగా ఉన్నావంటే
నీకు సమష్యల్లేవని కాదు,
వాటిని ఎదుర్కోగల శక్తి, ధైర్యం
నీకున్నాయని...
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🔸 👬స్నేహితుడిని నీ దుఃఖసమయంలోను,
యోధుడిని యుద్ధంలోను,
భార్యను పేదరికంలోను,
గొప్పవ్యక్తిని అతని వినయంలోను
పరీక్షించాలి.
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🔹🔸✊చేసిన తప్పుకు క్షమాపణ
అడిగినవాడు ధైర్యవంతుడు.
ఎదుటి వారి తప్పును
క్షమించగలిగిన వాడు బలవంతుడు.
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🔹💖కష్టం అందరికీ శత్రువే, కానీ
కష్టాన్ని కూడా చిరునవ్వుతో స్వీకరిస్తే,
సుఖమై నిన్ను ప్రేమిస్తుంది.
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🔸ఓటమి లేనివాడికి అనుభవం రాదు,
అనుభవం లేనివాడికి జ్ఞానం రాదు.
గెలిచినప్పుడు గెలుపును స్వీకరించు,
ఓడినప్పుడు పాఠాన్ని స్వీకరించు.
ఎలా నిలదొక్కుకున్నావన్నది కావల్సింది.
ఓడిపోయి విశ్రాంతి తీసుకుంటునప్పుడు
ఆ ఓటమి నేర్పిన పాఠాన్ని చదువుకో,
గెలుస్తావు. 👬🏃
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🔸🕛ఎవరికైనా ఉండేది రోజుకు 24 గంటలే,
గెలిచేవాడు ఆ 24 గంటలూ కష్టపడుతుంటాడు. 🏇
ఓడేవాడు ఆ 24 గంటలు ఎలా కష్టపడలా అని ఆలోచిస్తుంటాడు. 👼
అదే తేడా...
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🔸👊☝గెలవాలన్న తపన,
గెలవగలను అన్న నమ్మకం,
నిరంతర సాధన.
ఈ మూడే నిన్ను గెలుపుకు
దగ్గర చేసే సాధనాలు. 💐💖
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🔹👌నేను గెలవటంలో ఓడిపొవచ్చు, కానీ
ప్రయత్నించడంలో గెలుస్తున్నాను...
ప్రయత్నిస్తూ గెలుస్తాను.. గెలిచి తీరుతాను.✌💪
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🔸✊👍స్వయంకృషితో పైకొచ్చినవారికి
ఆత్మవిశ్వాసం ఉంటుంది గానీ,
అహంకారం ఉండదు.
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young man jumped out of his office window in a panic
A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came by and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident!"
Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped out of his office window in a panic.
While coming down when he was at tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.
Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped out of his office window in a panic.
While coming down when he was at tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.
online bank account password
Frnd-1: nee online bank account password enti?
Frnd-2: Sita-Ram-Lakshman-Hanuman-Ravan-Delhi-Kejrival
Frnd-1: Adenti ra... neku mari jagratta kakapothe antha pedda password ah???
Frnd-2: naku matram em sarada ra... 5 characters undali ani adigindi ra... anduke sita, ram, lakshman, hanuman, ravan ani petta...
Frnd-1: mari Delhi enti ra?
Frnd-2: Capital kuda kavalanta ra...
Frnd-1 : Mari Kejrival ekkada nunchi vachhadu ra???
Frnd-2: vaadini special character kinda petta ra !!
Frnd-1: nuvvu super ra
😄😆😂
Frnd-2: Sita-Ram-Lakshman-Hanuman-Ravan-Delhi-Kejrival
Frnd-1: Adenti ra... neku mari jagratta kakapothe antha pedda password ah???
Frnd-2: naku matram em sarada ra... 5 characters undali ani adigindi ra... anduke sita, ram, lakshman, hanuman, ravan ani petta...
Frnd-1: mari Delhi enti ra?
Frnd-2: Capital kuda kavalanta ra...
Frnd-1 : Mari Kejrival ekkada nunchi vachhadu ra???
Frnd-2: vaadini special character kinda petta ra !!
Frnd-1: nuvvu super ra
😄😆😂
A husband and wife had a fight.
A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
opened the pizza upside down!
An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:
Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread!
Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!
Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread!
Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!
you're ready to get married!
Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Father: First, tell me you're sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry.
Son: But for what ? What did I do?
Father: Just say sorry.
Son: But...what have i done wrong ?
Father: Say sorry!
Son: WHY?
Father: Say sorry!!
Son: Please, just tell me why?
Father: Say sorry!!!
Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!
Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!
Father: First, tell me you're sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry.
Son: But for what ? What did I do?
Father: Just say sorry.
Son: But...what have i done wrong ?
Father: Say sorry!
Son: WHY?
Father: Say sorry!!
Son: Please, just tell me why?
Father: Say sorry!!!
Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!
Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!
it's not wife but WIFI
A man received message from his neighbour.
"Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than you are using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another message.
"Sorry Sir, spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI...
😝😝😝😝😝😝
"Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than you are using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another message.
"Sorry Sir, spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI...
😝😝😝😝😝😝
build 'Taj Mahal' for me?
This is ultimate...😝😝😝😂😂😜😜😜
Wife (asking in a loving tone): "Honey, Will you build 'Taj Mahal' for me."?
Husband: "I have already purchased the land. The delay is from your side only...!!!"
😜😝😂😆
Idiot, someone has stolen our tent
An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father: Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
Son: I see millions of stars...
Father: And what does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells me that, there are millions of galaxies and planets out there!
Father slaps the son hard on his hand and says, "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
looking for the expiration date
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
Whoever answers my next question, can go home
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love,
Mom
Jokes about Sampu
Sampu went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀
Sampu standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
😃
On romantic date sampu gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
😀
Sampu found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
😀
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except sampu
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
😀
What does sampu do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
😀
Sampu& wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sampu: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sampu: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
😀
What happens when sampu wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝
Manager asked sampu at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sampu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
😃
After returning back from a foreign trip, sampu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sampu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
😁😉
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Sampu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sampu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌
Sampu: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sampu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sampu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sampu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sampu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
👏✋😜😝✨
Banner in front of a corporate office
Banner in front of a corporate office :
Drive slowly. Don't kill our employees. Leave them to us. We do it legally.
Regards,
HR
Drive slowly. Don't kill our employees. Leave them to us. We do it legally.
Regards,
HR
Husband & his wife went for Divorce
MASTER PIECE COMEDY
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more"
Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins.
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more"
Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins.
Let's have an eagle year 2016!
Chetan Bhagat- I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for me.
He handed me a laminated card and said: 'I'm Wasu, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.'
Taken aback, I read the card. It said: Wasu's Mission Statement:
To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.
This blew me away. Especially when I noticed that the inside of the cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!
As he slid behind the wheel, Wasu said, 'Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos of regular and one of decaf.'
I said jokingly, 'No, I'd prefer a soft drink.'
Wasu smiled and said, 'No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, lassi, water and orange juice.'
Almost stuttering, I said, 'I'll take a Lassi.'
Handing me my drink, Wasu said, 'If you'd like something to read, I have The Hindu, Times of India, ET and India Today.'
As they were pulling away, Wasu handed me another laminated card, 'These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you'd like to listen to the radio.'
And as if that weren't enough, Wasu told me that he had the air conditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him.
Then he advised me of the best route to my destination for that time of day. He also let me know that he'd be happy to chat and tell me about some of the sights or, if I preferred, to leave me with my own thoughts.
'Tell me, Wasu,' I was amazed and asked him, 'have you always served customers like this?'
Wasu smiled into the rear view mirror. 'No, not always. In fact, it's only been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spent most of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard about power of choice one day.'
'Power of choice is that you can be a duck or an eagle.'
'If you get up in the morning expecting to have a bad day, you'll rarely disappoint yourself. Stop complaining!'
'Don't be a duck. Be an eagle. Ducks quack and complain. Eagles soar above the crowd.'
'That hit me right,' said Wasu.
'It is about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decided to change my attitude and become an eagle. I looked around at the other cabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers were
unfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make some changes. I put in a few at a time. When my customers responded well, I did more.'
'I take it that has paid off for you,' I said.
'It sure has,' Wasu replied. 'My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from the previous year. This year I'll probably quadruple it. My customers call me for appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on it.'
Wasu made a different choice. He decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.
Let's have an eagle year 2016!
He handed me a laminated card and said: 'I'm Wasu, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.'
Taken aback, I read the card. It said: Wasu's Mission Statement:
To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.
This blew me away. Especially when I noticed that the inside of the cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!
As he slid behind the wheel, Wasu said, 'Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos of regular and one of decaf.'
I said jokingly, 'No, I'd prefer a soft drink.'
Wasu smiled and said, 'No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, lassi, water and orange juice.'
Almost stuttering, I said, 'I'll take a Lassi.'
Handing me my drink, Wasu said, 'If you'd like something to read, I have The Hindu, Times of India, ET and India Today.'
As they were pulling away, Wasu handed me another laminated card, 'These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you'd like to listen to the radio.'
And as if that weren't enough, Wasu told me that he had the air conditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him.
Then he advised me of the best route to my destination for that time of day. He also let me know that he'd be happy to chat and tell me about some of the sights or, if I preferred, to leave me with my own thoughts.
'Tell me, Wasu,' I was amazed and asked him, 'have you always served customers like this?'
Wasu smiled into the rear view mirror. 'No, not always. In fact, it's only been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spent most of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard about power of choice one day.'
'Power of choice is that you can be a duck or an eagle.'
'If you get up in the morning expecting to have a bad day, you'll rarely disappoint yourself. Stop complaining!'
'Don't be a duck. Be an eagle. Ducks quack and complain. Eagles soar above the crowd.'
'That hit me right,' said Wasu.
'It is about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decided to change my attitude and become an eagle. I looked around at the other cabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers were
unfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make some changes. I put in a few at a time. When my customers responded well, I did more.'
'I take it that has paid off for you,' I said.
'It sure has,' Wasu replied. 'My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from the previous year. This year I'll probably quadruple it. My customers call me for appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on it.'
Wasu made a different choice. He decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.
Let's have an eagle year 2016!
Divorce at court.
MASTER PIECE COMEDY
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more"
Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins.
I'm just kidding!
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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