a lecture on alcohol

A pist drunk Sardar  is stopped by the police around 1 am. and is questioned  to where he is going at this time of night. 

He  replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."

Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
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Man replies "My Wife"!!!

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