Self Confidence at its Peak👉

 Self Confidence at its Peak👉

A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
😂

of positive attitude.. 👍👍

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍

highs of Positive Thinking..

Doctor : 
Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : 
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

This is called...
- Positive Thinking..
😄😄😄

if I fail in the exam

girl : My papa told me, this time if I fail in the exam, he will stop sending me to school and get me married straightaway.

Friend : OMG, so how is your preparation going on ?

Girl : All done. Only facial and pedicure are left.. ..
😂😄😂😂

cctv cameras everywhere

Grandfather : when I was your age, I used to take two
rupees to the market and bring home soap, rice, milk,
bread, ghee and face powder , etc.

Grandson : nowadays it is difficult.....there are cctv
cameras everywhere😂😂😂

Women's Day

History of Women's Day:
Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March...

Women took 2 days to get ready. That's how it got postponed to 8th March!!! 😜

Men's Day was also planned...
But as usual, they forgot the date!!! That's why ever planned never happened

World Shortest joke ever

World Shortest joke ever:

Doctor:- How is ur headache?

Man:- She is fine.😜⁠⁠⁠⁠