it's not wife but WIFI

A man received message from his neighbour.

"Sorry sir I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

In fact I am using more than you are using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

"Sorry Sir, spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI...
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Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. 

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. 

Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates." 

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" 

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." 

He sat down and wrote : 

Dear Mother: 
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. 
Love, 

Your son 

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read: 

Dear Son: 
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow… 
Love, 

Mom 

Husband & his wife went for Divorce

MASTER PIECE COMEDY

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court. 
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more" 



Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins.

Gentleman

Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room :

"Doctor can you please call my husband inside, 

I am not feeling comfortable

Doctor - 
"Trust me lady, I am a Gentleman. 
I am a Doctor."

Lady patient - 

"No that's not the issue. 

Your receptionist is alone outside 
and 
My husband is not a gentleman... !!!!!!"
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MEN WILL BE MEN

A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u"

Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you.read before u sleep" and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

"Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!"

MEN WILL BE MEN..
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