Nice jokes ....

Wife - i m going to landon do u wnt any gift Hus- a british girl ... Wife- ok... Wife returns.. Hus- whr is d gift ? Wife- wait for 9 months --------------------- In an entrance of an hospital sardar ask a boy Sardar- why r u crying? Boy- they cut my finger for blood test... Sardar- Baap re , i came here  for urine test... ................. ............................... Argument betwn british n india. British - we spoiled ur mothr land for 200 yrs hahaha India - hahaha we r spoiling ur mothr tongue daily hahahahahaha  ........ ...... .............................. .. Teachr - wht is d full form of MATHS.. Student- mentally affected teachr harassing student... .............................................. Son - padosi ki ladki ko english nahi aati Fathr -  tujhe kese pata ?? Son -giv me a kiss bola toh thappad marti hai saali Anpad gawar .................................................. Sardar in computr exam. Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ? Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...