In a Nursery School Canteen...

In a Nursery School Canteen... There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- "Do not take more than one, God is watching" On the other counter there's a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"... NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white… KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white… Moral :- Don’t be over smart... Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...? Mummy : Because he speak only truth... Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...