A pist drunk Sardar is stopped by the police around 1 am. and is questioned to where he is going at this time of night.
He replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."
Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
...
Man replies "My Wife"!!!
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వివాహం అంటే ఒకే వ్యక్తితో చాలాసార్లు ప్రేమలో పడటం.....
కొత్త కాపురాన్ని చూడటానికి వచ్చిన తండ్రిని బీచ్‌కి తీసుకెళ్ళాడు కొడుకు. అతడి భార్య కూడా వారితో వచ్చింది. ముగ్గురూ ఇసుకలో కూర్చుని మాట్లాడుకుంటున్నారు. దూరంగా పిల్లలు తడి ఇసుకతో ఇళ్ళు కట్టుకుంటున్నారు. బీచ్ అంతా రష్‌గా ఉంది.
"ఎలా ఉంది కొత్త సంసారం?" అని అడిగాడు తండ్రి.
కొడుకు మాట్లాడలేదు. కోడలు మొహమాటంగా నవ్వింది.
ఇంతలో దూరంగా పిల్లల మధ్య గొడవ మొదలయింది. అందులో ఒక కుర్రవాడు పక్కవాడి గూటి మీద కాలు వేయటంతో ఆ ఇసుక ఇల్లు నేలమట్టం అయింది. అందరూ కలిసి వాణ్ణి కొట్టబోయారు. పెద్దలు వచ్చి వాళ్ళను విడిపించి సర్ది చెప్పారు.
“…నిన్న రాత్రి చాలాసేపు మీరు ఏదో విషయంలో గొడవ పడుతున్నారు. అర్ధరాత్రి వరకూ మీ మాటలు నాకు వినిపిస్తూనే ఉన్నాయి” తండ్రి అన్నాడు.
"అబ్బే అదేo లేదు మామయ్యగారూ" అంది కోడలు.
ఆయన నవ్వేడు. "మీకన్నా పాతికేళ్ళు పెద్దవాణ్ణి. నా దగ్గర దాచవద్దు. ఏ విషయంలో జరిగింది గొడవ?"
"నా కంప్యూటర్ ముట్టుకోవద్దని చెబుతూనే ఉంటాను. తనకి లాప్‌టాప్ ఉంది కదా. అనవసరంగా నా దాన్ని కెలుకుతూ ఉంటుంది. ఎంతో కష్టపడి తయారు చేసుకున్న ఫైలు మొన్న డిలిట్ అయిపోయింది" నిష్ఠూరంగా అన్నాడు కొడుకు.
కోడలు వెంటనే "ఎంతో నీట్‌గా సర్దుకున్న నా షెల్ఫ్‌లో బట్టలన్నీ మొన్న మీరు చిందర వందర చేయలేదా? అయినా మీ వాచీ నా పట్టుచీరల మధ్యన ఎందుకుంటుంది?" అంది కోపంగా.
"పట్టుచీరలు చిందరవందర చేయటం, కంప్యూటర్‌లో ఫైలు డిలిట్ చేయటం ఒకటేనా?" అన్నాడు మరింత కోపంగా కొడుకు.
ముసలాయన నవ్వాడు. "నిన్న కూడా మీరు మొదట్లో చిన్న స్వరంతోనే మాట్లాడుకొని, ఆవేశం పెరిగాక పక్క గదిలో నేనున్నానని కూడా మర్చిపోయి నాకు వినిపించేంత గట్టిగా మాట్లాడుకున్నారు."
ఇద్దరూ సిగ్గుతో తలవంచుకున్నారు. ఈలోపు అప్పటి వరకూ ఆడుకుంటూన్న పిల్లలు అక్కడ నుండి వెళ్ళిపోయారు. పెద్దాయన అటే చూస్తూ "ఆ పిల్లలు కొట్టుకోవడం చూశారు కదా. మీకేమైనా అర్థం అయిందా?" అని అడిగాడు.
అర్థం కానట్టు చూశారు ఇద్దరూ.
“ఎలాగూ కూలిపోయే ఇసుక గూళ్ళ కోసం, పిల్లలందరూ కొట్టుకున్నారు. చీకటి పడేసరికి, గూళ్ళని అలాగే వదిలేసి వెళ్ళిపోయారు. మన జీవితాలు కూడా అంతే. కొంతకాలం బ్రతుకుతాం. ఆపై అన్నీ వదిలేసి వెళ్ళిపోతాం. ఈ కొద్దికాలం ‘ఎంత సంతోషంగా ఉండాలి? ఎలా సంతోషంగా ఉండాలి’ అని ఆలోచించాలి తప్ప, డెలీటయిపోయిన ఫైళ్ళ కోసం, నలిగిపోయిన పట్టు చీరల కోసం కొట్టుకుని మనసులూ, జీవితాలూ పాడుచేసుకోకూడదు."
" వివాహం అంటే ఒకే వ్యక్తితో చాలాసార్లు ప్రేమలో పడటం....."
I WANT TO BE A TV/LAPTOP
I WANT TO BE A TV
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them.
While marking the essays, the teacher sees a strange essay written by one of her pupils. That essay made her very emotional. Her husband comes and sits beside her and saw her crying. The husband asked her wife, "What happened?"
She answered "Read this. It is one of my pupil's essays."
"Oh God, Make me a Television. I want to live like the TV in my house.
In my house, the TV is very valuable. All of my family members sit around it. They are very interested in it. When the TV is talking, my parents listen to it very happily.
They don’t shout at the TV. They don’t quarrel with the TV. They don’t slap at the TV. So I want to become a TV.
The TV is the center of attraction in my house. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives from my parents. Even when it is not working, the TV has a lot of value.
When my dad and mom come home, immediately they sit in front of the TV, switch on it and spend hours. The TV is stealing the time of my dad and my mom. If I become a TV, then they will spend their time with me.
While watching the TV, my parents laugh a lot and they smile many times. But I want my parents should laugh and smile with me also. So please make me into a TV.
And last but not least, if I become a TV, surely I can make my parents happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask you anything. I just want to live like a TV. Please make me into a TV.
The husband completed reading the essay. He said "My God, poor kid. He feels loneliness. He did not receive enough love and care from his parents. His parents are horrible."
The eyes of the primary School teacher filled with tears. She looked at her husband and said, "Our son wrote this essay."
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them.
While marking the essays, the teacher sees a strange essay written by one of her pupils. That essay made her very emotional. Her husband comes and sits beside her and saw her crying. The husband asked her wife, "What happened?"
She answered "Read this. It is one of my pupil's essays."
"Oh God, Make me a Television. I want to live like the TV in my house.
In my house, the TV is very valuable. All of my family members sit around it. They are very interested in it. When the TV is talking, my parents listen to it very happily.
They don’t shout at the TV. They don’t quarrel with the TV. They don’t slap at the TV. So I want to become a TV.
The TV is the center of attraction in my house. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives from my parents. Even when it is not working, the TV has a lot of value.
When my dad and mom come home, immediately they sit in front of the TV, switch on it and spend hours. The TV is stealing the time of my dad and my mom. If I become a TV, then they will spend their time with me.
While watching the TV, my parents laugh a lot and they smile many times. But I want my parents should laugh and smile with me also. So please make me into a TV.
And last but not least, if I become a TV, surely I can make my parents happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask you anything. I just want to live like a TV. Please make me into a TV.
The husband completed reading the essay. He said "My God, poor kid. He feels loneliness. He did not receive enough love and care from his parents. His parents are horrible."
The eyes of the primary School teacher filled with tears. She looked at her husband and said, "Our son wrote this essay."
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...Gratitude
A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.
Because of noise
the Worker
did not hear his Call.
To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.
He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket &
Continued to Work.
Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,
Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.
The Stone hit the Worker.
This time the Worker looked Up &
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
.
.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...
God wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.
Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts
without Thanking him,
We just say
We are LUCKY.
And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up & Communicate with him...
Because of noise
the Worker
did not hear his Call.
To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.
He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket &
Continued to Work.
Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,
Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.
The Stone hit the Worker.
This time the Worker looked Up &
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
.
.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...
God wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.
Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts
without Thanking him,
We just say
We are LUCKY.
And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up & Communicate with him...
ఒక MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్
ఒక MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ ఉద్యోగం దొరక్క ఒక క్లినిక్ మొదలుపెడతాడు. జనాల్ని attract చెయ్యడానికి బయట ఈ విధంగా బోర్డ్ పెడతాడు.
'ట్రీట్ మెంట్ ఫీ : 300, బాగవ్వగపోతే 1000 వాపస్ '.
ఒక కుర్ర డాక్టరు ఈ బోర్డు చూసి తనకు 1000 రూపాయలు సంపాదించే అవకాశం వచ్చిందని సంబరపడుతూ ఆ క్లినిక్ లోకి వెళతాడు.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : నా నాలుక రుచి కోల్పోయింది .
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : Nurse, box no 22 లో medicine తీసుకొచ్చి మూడు చుక్కలు పేషంట్ నోట్లో వెయ్యి.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : చీ ఇది పెట్రోల్ కదా
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : కంగ్రాట్స్. నీ నాలుకకు రుచి తెలుస్తుంది. 300 ఫీ ఇచ్చి వెళ్ళూ.
డాక్టర్ కి కోపం వస్తుంది. 300 ఇచ్చి అక్కడ నుండి వెళ్ళిపోతాడు.
కొన్నిరోజులకి తను పోగొట్టుకున్న డబ్బులు తిరిగి సంపాదించుకుందామని మళ్ళీ వెళతాడు. ఈ సారి
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : నాకు ఏదీ గుర్తుండటంలేదు .
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : Nurse, box no 22 లో medicine తీసుకొచ్చి మూడు చుక్కలు పేషంట్ నోట్లో వెయ్యి.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : అది నాలుకకి రుచి తెప్పించే medicine కదా?
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : కంగ్రాట్స్. నీ మతిమరుపు పోయింది. 300 ఇచ్చి కదులు.
డాక్టర్ కి మరింత పట్టుదల పెరిగి కొన్ని రోజుల తరువాత మళ్ళీ వస్తాడు.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : నా కళ్ళు కనపడటం లేదు.
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : hmm , నా దగ్గర దీనికి medicine లేదు. ఈ 1000 రూపాయలు తీసుకో.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : కానీ ఇది 100 రూపాయల నోట్ కదా.
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్:కంగ్రాట్స్. నీ చూపు తిరిగొచ్చింది. 300 ఇచ్చి కదులు.
'ట్రీట్ మెంట్ ఫీ : 300, బాగవ్వగపోతే 1000 వాపస్ '.
ఒక కుర్ర డాక్టరు ఈ బోర్డు చూసి తనకు 1000 రూపాయలు సంపాదించే అవకాశం వచ్చిందని సంబరపడుతూ ఆ క్లినిక్ లోకి వెళతాడు.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : నా నాలుక రుచి కోల్పోయింది .
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : Nurse, box no 22 లో medicine తీసుకొచ్చి మూడు చుక్కలు పేషంట్ నోట్లో వెయ్యి.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : చీ ఇది పెట్రోల్ కదా
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : కంగ్రాట్స్. నీ నాలుకకు రుచి తెలుస్తుంది. 300 ఫీ ఇచ్చి వెళ్ళూ.
డాక్టర్ కి కోపం వస్తుంది. 300 ఇచ్చి అక్కడ నుండి వెళ్ళిపోతాడు.
కొన్నిరోజులకి తను పోగొట్టుకున్న డబ్బులు తిరిగి సంపాదించుకుందామని మళ్ళీ వెళతాడు. ఈ సారి
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : నాకు ఏదీ గుర్తుండటంలేదు .
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : Nurse, box no 22 లో medicine తీసుకొచ్చి మూడు చుక్కలు పేషంట్ నోట్లో వెయ్యి.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : అది నాలుకకి రుచి తెప్పించే medicine కదా?
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : కంగ్రాట్స్. నీ మతిమరుపు పోయింది. 300 ఇచ్చి కదులు.
డాక్టర్ కి మరింత పట్టుదల పెరిగి కొన్ని రోజుల తరువాత మళ్ళీ వస్తాడు.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : నా కళ్ళు కనపడటం లేదు.
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్ : hmm , నా దగ్గర దీనికి medicine లేదు. ఈ 1000 రూపాయలు తీసుకో.
పేషంట్(డాక్టర్) : కానీ ఇది 100 రూపాయల నోట్ కదా.
MBA గ్రాడ్యుయేట్:కంగ్రాట్స్. నీ చూపు తిరిగొచ్చింది. 300 ఇచ్చి కదులు.
Gentleman
Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room :
"Doctor can you please call my husband inside,
I am not feeling comfortable
Doctor -
"Trust me lady, I am a Gentleman.
I am a Doctor."
Lady patient -
"No that's not the issue.
Your receptionist is alone outside
and
My husband is not a gentleman... !!!!!!"
😜😜
"Doctor can you please call my husband inside,
I am not feeling comfortable
Doctor -
"Trust me lady, I am a Gentleman.
I am a Doctor."
Lady patient -
"No that's not the issue.
Your receptionist is alone outside
and
My husband is not a gentleman... !!!!!!"
😜😜
What is the gender of Maggi?
Q. What is the gender of Maggi?
a) MALE b) FEMALE
Ans. a) MALE. Because MAGGI gets ready in 2 minutes...!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
a) MALE b) FEMALE
Ans. a) MALE. Because MAGGI gets ready in 2 minutes...!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
everyone ran away..
🎓🏫Outside the court,
Salman's car was surrounded by media and not letting him go...
🚘 So he got into the driver's seat and everyone ran away...
😀😀😀😀😀
Where do you see the company after 3 quarters
Manager: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?📈📊
Employee :
After 3 quarters 🍷🍷🍷I don't really care about company, I just do the nagin dance.....
Employee :
After 3 quarters 🍷🍷🍷I don't really care about company, I just do the nagin dance.....
had never driven a bus before
This is a friendly reminder about drinking and driving during the new year season :
One of my friend went out last night and after drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself this morning..!!
He had never driven a bus before
One of my friend went out last night and after drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself this morning..!!
He had never driven a bus before
Simple Addition
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven!
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven!
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
A Dinner Date
Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed!
The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.
Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."
Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.
Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."
Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
Most Obedient
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"
Five sets of eyes looked up at him.
Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father.
"You win!" exclaimed the child.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"
Five sets of eyes looked up at him.
Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father.
"You win!" exclaimed the child.
MEN WILL BE MEN
A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u"
Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"
Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you.read before u sleep" and went away..
Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.
"Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!"
MEN WILL BE MEN..
GAP
😁⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
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**Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!" 😀😀😀⛽⛽⛽😁😁😁
**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😅😛
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagavat gita. 😜😛😀
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....😃😃
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
Whatever wife asks..., pls.. GIVE!!!
In the morning, wife asked for newspaper ..
Husband - How backward you are... The world has progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my iPad ....
Wife killed the cockroach with the iPad....
Husband unconscious ...😳
Moral of the Story:
Whatever wife asks..., pls.. GIVE!!!😜
you were not involved
A man stood outside of his house after a bitter fight with his wife, he noticed a crate of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, "you are the reason I fight wit my wife".
He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't love my children".
He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a decent job".
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and he said to the bottle, "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻😂😂
Management never knows
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: – Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they’re going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: – Come on buddy, get up or else you’re going to die! Come on, I’ll help you get up.
Let’s go! One, two, three…
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we’re going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it’s now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That’s it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three… Good, good. Now faster, come on…… Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you’re a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It’s a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let’s Cook the goat!!!!
Lesson:
Management never knows which employee actually deserves the appraisal.
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: – Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they’re going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: – Come on buddy, get up or else you’re going to die! Come on, I’ll help you get up.
Let’s go! One, two, three…
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we’re going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it’s now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That’s it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three… Good, good. Now faster, come on…… Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you’re a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It’s a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let’s Cook the goat!!!!
Lesson:
Management never knows which employee actually deserves the appraisal.
management decided is decided
There was a king he had 10 wild dogs...
He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.
So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
So the minister said,
"I served you 10 years and you do this..?
Pease give me 10 days before you throw me in with those dogs!
So the king agreed…
In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that was guarding the dogs and told him he wants to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…
The guard was baffled…
But he agreed…
So the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.
So when the 10 days were up…
The king ordered that the minister be thrown in to the dogs for his punishment.
But when he was thrown in,
Everyone was amazed at what they saw..
They saw the dogs licking the feet of the minister!
So the king baffled at what he saw… Said:” what happened to the dog. !!!”
The minister then said;”
I served the dogs for 10 days and they didn’t forget my service…
Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”…
So the king realized his mistake
and
Got crocodiles instead 😂
Moral : What management decided is decided.. though they are wrong, u will be screwed.
He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.
So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
So the minister said,
"I served you 10 years and you do this..?
Pease give me 10 days before you throw me in with those dogs!
So the king agreed…
In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that was guarding the dogs and told him he wants to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…
The guard was baffled…
But he agreed…
So the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.
So when the 10 days were up…
The king ordered that the minister be thrown in to the dogs for his punishment.
But when he was thrown in,
Everyone was amazed at what they saw..
They saw the dogs licking the feet of the minister!
So the king baffled at what he saw… Said:” what happened to the dog. !!!”
The minister then said;”
I served the dogs for 10 days and they didn’t forget my service…
Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”…
So the king realized his mistake
and
Got crocodiles instead 😂
Moral : What management decided is decided.. though they are wrong, u will be screwed.
A Wife is Wife
A newly married couple was walking through a garden suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them..
The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him than his sweetie.
The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.
The husband put his wife down expecting a hug and a few kind words from her.
Then his wife shouted
" I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog".
Husband... "😱😱😱😱"
Moral : A Wife is Wife
No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better than a Wife
They both knew it will bite them..
The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him than his sweetie.
The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.
The husband put his wife down expecting a hug and a few kind words from her.
Then his wife shouted
" I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog".
Husband... "😱😱😱😱"
Moral : A Wife is Wife
No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better than a Wife
Give him a headache
Lady : My husband just swallowed an Aspirin by mistake, what shall I do?
Dr Raje : "Give him a headache now, why waste medicine !😊😜
basket of eggs
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it.
He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle.
The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy.
As usual free advice started flowing from the on lookers “Couldn’t you be more careful?”
“What is this, you are cycling , casually without attention?”
An old man approached the crowd , saw what had happened and said “Poor fellow this boy has to answer the Owner of the shop.
Ok I will help him , as much as I can”... saying this handed over Rs10/- to the boy. And also said “These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, they will help you by giving money also, accept their help”.
The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions, gave money to the boy.
The boy was very happy, since the money collected was more than the value of the eggs broken.
One of the onlooker asked the boy “young man if that old man was not around,
I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner”
The boy smiled and replied “Sir ,that old man is the owner of the shop,
where I work and he is GUJARATI.
He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle.
The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy.
As usual free advice started flowing from the on lookers “Couldn’t you be more careful?”
“What is this, you are cycling , casually without attention?”
An old man approached the crowd , saw what had happened and said “Poor fellow this boy has to answer the Owner of the shop.
Ok I will help him , as much as I can”... saying this handed over Rs10/- to the boy. And also said “These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, they will help you by giving money also, accept their help”.
The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions, gave money to the boy.
The boy was very happy, since the money collected was more than the value of the eggs broken.
One of the onlooker asked the boy “young man if that old man was not around,
I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner”
The boy smiled and replied “Sir ,that old man is the owner of the shop,
where I work and he is GUJARATI.
How to Pay Attention
Killer joke:
.
.
The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st
Anatomy
Class,
They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a
Real Dead
Dog,
..
The Professor put His Finger in Dog's nose &
Taste it
in His
own Mouth,
Then He asked the Students to do the Same,
The students Hesitated for several Minutes,
But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's
nose &
Taste it,
.
.
When everyone finished,
The Professor looked at Them & Said:
The most important Quality is 'Observation'
.
.
I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST
Finger,
Today you just Learn,
"How to Pay Attention"
..
All Students shouted.... kamina.......saala kutta 😂
Self Confidence at its Peak... 👍👍😀
Sardar wrote to S.B.I.:-
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank"
😊😋😂😂😝😜
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank"
😊😋😂😂😝😜
సతీ సావిత్రి కధ
టీచర్ : సతీ సావిత్రి కధ లో నువ్వు
తెలుసుకున్నది ఏమిటి? చెప్పరా
స్టూడెంట్ : భార్య నుండి
భర్తను ఆ యముడు కూడా
కాపాడలేదని !
తెలుసుకున్నది ఏమిటి? చెప్పరా
స్టూడెంట్ : భార్య నుండి
భర్తను ఆ యముడు కూడా
కాపాడలేదని !
mirror that killed anyone who lied
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)
Bablu: I think.. (died)😝
loan without interest
SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest....
Santa: If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....
how many apples can you eat
Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Vijayakanth: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Vijayakanth: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend...
Vijayakanth to Premalatha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Premalatha: I can eat 10
Vijayakanth: Oh no, if you had told 6, I would have told a nice joke..!! 😰😜😫😂
100 metre race
There was a 100 metre race going on...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Vijayakanth.
Referee - y r u not running...?
Vijayakanth - My number is 4...
టెండర్లను ఆహ్వానించారు
🌺
టెండర్
🏤
అమెరికా అధ్యక్ష భవనం వైట్‌హౌస్ ప్రాంగణంలో ఒక చోట కంచెను మరమ్మత్తు చేయడానికి టెండర్లను ఆహ్వానించారు.
వచ్చిన దరఖాస్తులను పరిశీలించి చివరికి ముగ్గురిని ఎంపిక చేశారు.
ఒకరు బంగ్లాదేశ్, మరొకరు చైనా, మూడో వ్యక్తి భారతదేశానికి చెందిన వాడు.
ముగ్గురూ వైట్‌హౌస్ అధికార ప్రతినిథితో కలిసి కంచెను పరీక్షించడానికి వెళ్ళారు.
బంగ్లాదేశీయుడు బ్యాగ్ లోఉన్న టేప్ తీసుకుని స్థలాన్ని, కొలిచి కొన్ని లెక్కలు వేసి చివరికి 900 డాలర్లు ఖర్చవుతుందని తేల్చాడు.
400 డాలర్లు సామగ్రికి,
400 డాలర్లు పనివాళ్ళకు,
100 డాలర్లు అతనికి లాభం.
తరువాత
చైనీయుడి వంతు వచ్చింది.
అతను కూడా ఏవో కొన్ని లెక్కలు వేసి 700 డాలర్లు లెక్క తేల్చాడు.
300డాలర్లు సామాగ్రికి,
300 పనివాళ్ళకు,
100 డాలర్లు లాభం.
చివరగా
భారతీయుడి వంతు వచ్చింది.
కొలతలు వేసే కార్యక్రమాలేమీ పెట్టుకోకుండా అధికార ప్రతినిథిని దగ్గరగా పిలిచి చెవిలో
“2700 డాలర్లవుతుంది”
అన్నాడు.
“నువ్వు వాళ్ళలాగా కనీసం కొలత కూడా వేయలేదు. అంత పెద్ద సంఖ్య ఎలా చెప్పావు?”
“1000 డాలర్లు నీకు ,
1000 డాలర్లు నాకు,
ఆ చైనా వాణ్ణి మనం పనిలో పెట్టుకుందాం. ఏమంటావ్?”
“Done”.
🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺
టెండర్
🏤
అమెరికా అధ్యక్ష భవనం వైట్‌హౌస్ ప్రాంగణంలో ఒక చోట కంచెను మరమ్మత్తు చేయడానికి టెండర్లను ఆహ్వానించారు.
వచ్చిన దరఖాస్తులను పరిశీలించి చివరికి ముగ్గురిని ఎంపిక చేశారు.
ఒకరు బంగ్లాదేశ్, మరొకరు చైనా, మూడో వ్యక్తి భారతదేశానికి చెందిన వాడు.
ముగ్గురూ వైట్‌హౌస్ అధికార ప్రతినిథితో కలిసి కంచెను పరీక్షించడానికి వెళ్ళారు.
బంగ్లాదేశీయుడు బ్యాగ్ లోఉన్న టేప్ తీసుకుని స్థలాన్ని, కొలిచి కొన్ని లెక్కలు వేసి చివరికి 900 డాలర్లు ఖర్చవుతుందని తేల్చాడు.
400 డాలర్లు సామగ్రికి,
400 డాలర్లు పనివాళ్ళకు,
100 డాలర్లు అతనికి లాభం.
తరువాత
చైనీయుడి వంతు వచ్చింది.
అతను కూడా ఏవో కొన్ని లెక్కలు వేసి 700 డాలర్లు లెక్క తేల్చాడు.
300డాలర్లు సామాగ్రికి,
300 పనివాళ్ళకు,
100 డాలర్లు లాభం.
చివరగా
భారతీయుడి వంతు వచ్చింది.
కొలతలు వేసే కార్యక్రమాలేమీ పెట్టుకోకుండా అధికార ప్రతినిథిని దగ్గరగా పిలిచి చెవిలో
“2700 డాలర్లవుతుంది”
అన్నాడు.
“నువ్వు వాళ్ళలాగా కనీసం కొలత కూడా వేయలేదు. అంత పెద్ద సంఖ్య ఎలా చెప్పావు?”
“1000 డాలర్లు నీకు ,
1000 డాలర్లు నాకు,
ఆ చైనా వాణ్ణి మనం పనిలో పెట్టుకుందాం. ఏమంటావ్?”
“Done”.
🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺
anger Raavan
It was understandable, the anger Raavan was going through..
Looking at the crowd, who was about to burn him, he angrily asked
"Did I kidnap any of your wives..??? u idiots..!!!
A voice from the crowd said..
"No, You didn't..!! That is why we are burning u"....!!!
😜😝😅
Looking at the crowd, who was about to burn him, he angrily asked
"Did I kidnap any of your wives..??? u idiots..!!!
A voice from the crowd said..
"No, You didn't..!! That is why we are burning u"....!!!
😜😝😅
why difference in price
!⚡! Outside an Electricity Office,
One 🍌Banana vendor was selling Bananas.
Electricity officer: What's the price of Banana?
Vendor - Let me know where you will use it?
Manager - What do you mean?
Vendor- If you are taking it to temple then it's
Rs 10 per kg.
To Orphanage
Rs 15 per kg
For School children
Rs 20 per kg
If you r taking home
Rs 25 per kg
And
For Restaurant
Rs 30 per kg.....
Electricity officer- How can this be? All bananas are same then why difference in price?
Vendor - This is my tariff plan. You people give electricity to home, shop, factory etc from the same pole. But you charge different tariffs..😳
Electricity officer is still in Coma. .😉
One 🍌Banana vendor was selling Bananas.
Electricity officer: What's the price of Banana?
Vendor - Let me know where you will use it?
Manager - What do you mean?
Vendor- If you are taking it to temple then it's
Rs 10 per kg.
To Orphanage
Rs 15 per kg
For School children
Rs 20 per kg
If you r taking home
Rs 25 per kg
And
For Restaurant
Rs 30 per kg.....
Electricity officer- How can this be? All bananas are same then why difference in price?
Vendor - This is my tariff plan. You people give electricity to home, shop, factory etc from the same pole. But you charge different tariffs..😳
Electricity officer is still in Coma. .😉
scrap dealer
😍 Wife - I'm already 58, yet, one of my friend still praises and finds me attractive ❕
😏 Husband - Must be that Usman bhai !
😳 Wife - Exactly ! How did you know ??
😏 Husband - He's a scrap dealer👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😏 Husband - Must be that Usman bhai !
😳 Wife - Exactly ! How did you know ??
😏 Husband - He's a scrap dealer👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chennai rains
#Employee in chennai : since heavy rain in chennai I
couldn't come to office ??
#Boss : Your resume said that ur hobby is
swimming, so come soon !!
😂😤😂?
couldn't come to office ??
#Boss : Your resume said that ur hobby is
swimming, so come soon !!
😂😤😂?
Uploaded in olx
Man:
Why is your wife shouting at you?
Friend:
She told me to upload her photo in Facebook, I uploaded in olx.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mistakes do happen!!
Why is your wife shouting at you?
Friend:
She told me to upload her photo in Facebook, I uploaded in olx.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mistakes do happen!!
good news or bad news
Wife : I have a good news and a bad news
Husband : I am very busy ... Just give me good news
Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new mercedes🚘
😜😝
Husband : I am very busy ... Just give me good news
Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new mercedes🚘
😜😝
In a Nursery School Canteen...
There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart...
😪😪
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth...
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart...
😪😪
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth...
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...
NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
All salary ppl must read this:-----
After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been prmoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?
Me: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Me: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?
Me: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
.
.
.
So, How many days do you work ?
😜😜😝😝😂😂
After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been prmoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?
Me: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Me: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?
Me: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
.
.
.
So, How many days do you work ?
😜😜😝😝😂😂
The Dirty Laundry 👕👔👚
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.
The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman watches her neighbour hang the washed laundry outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her washed clothes to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
"Look! She has learnt how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this."
The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!"
And so it is with life:
What we see when we are watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
Our life is a creation of our mind !!!😊
So let us remember this Story of 'Dirty Laundry' and clean our windows before commenting or concluding on others and Your Life will surely give a better view!
The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman watches her neighbour hang the washed laundry outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her washed clothes to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
"Look! She has learnt how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this."
The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!"
And so it is with life:
What we see when we are watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
Our life is a creation of our mind !!!😊
So let us remember this Story of 'Dirty Laundry' and clean our windows before commenting or concluding on others and Your Life will surely give a better view!
14 short stories - worth reading,
1. Fall and Rise
Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, “Believe it or not, that’s almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago .
2. A father's advice
Today, my father told me, “Just go for it and give it a try! You don’t have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic
3. The power of uniqueness.
Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70’s – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, “Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing.
4. Looking Back
Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I’m working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, “Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile.
5. Try and U shall know
I am blind by birth. When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play baseball. I asked my father- "Dad, can I play baseball?" He said "You'll never know until you try." When I was a teenager, I asked him, - "Dad Can I become a surgeon?". He replied "Son, you'll never know until you try." Today I am a Surgeon, just because I tried!
6. GOODNESS & GRATITUDE
Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”
7. LOVE CONQUERS PAIN
Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.
8. A DOOR CLOSES TO OPEN ANOTHER
Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
9. LOOKING BACK
Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother’s hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, “I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often.”
10. AFFECTION
Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
11. INNOCENCE
Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, “Why?” She replied, “So you can help me save the planet.” I chuckled again and asked, “And why do you want to save the planet?” “Because that’s where I keep all my stuff,” she said.
12. JOY
Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter’s antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.
13. KINDNESS
Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, “I hope you feel better soon.”.
14. SHARING
Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn’t eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, “We can share it.”
Cheers to life.
One of the best post, ever gone through.....
Awesome post...must read...
One of the best post, ever gone through.....
Awesome post...must read...
6 LITTLE🌱STORIES
{ 1 }
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's
FAITH
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{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
That's
TRUST
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{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
That's
HOPE
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{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
That's
CONFIDENCE
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{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
That's
LOVE.
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{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
That's
ATTITUDE
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