Manager: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?📈📊
Employee :
After 3 quarters 🍷🍷🍷I don't really care about company, I just do the nagin dance.....
had never driven a bus before
This is a friendly reminder about drinking and driving during the new year season :
One of my friend went out last night and after drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself this morning..!!
He had never driven a bus before
One of my friend went out last night and after drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself this morning..!!
He had never driven a bus before
Simple Addition
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven!
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven!
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
A Dinner Date
Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed!
The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.
Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."
Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.
Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."
Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
Most Obedient
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"
Five sets of eyes looked up at him.
Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father.
"You win!" exclaimed the child.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"
Five sets of eyes looked up at him.
Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father.
"You win!" exclaimed the child.
MEN WILL BE MEN
A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u"
Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"
Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you.read before u sleep" and went away..
Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.
"Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!"
MEN WILL BE MEN..
GAP
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What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
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**Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!" 😀😀😀⛽⛽⛽😁😁😁
**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
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**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
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**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagavat gita. 😜😛😀
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....😃😃
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Whatever wife asks..., pls.. GIVE!!!
In the morning, wife asked for newspaper ..
Husband - How backward you are... The world has progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my iPad ....
Wife killed the cockroach with the iPad....
Husband unconscious ...😳
Moral of the Story:
Whatever wife asks..., pls.. GIVE!!!😜
you were not involved
A man stood outside of his house after a bitter fight with his wife, he noticed a crate of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, "you are the reason I fight wit my wife".
He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't love my children".
He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a decent job".
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and he said to the bottle, "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".
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